Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Food

It’s been a while. This place is pretty sparse. That’s because I’m busy elsewhere doing real life stuff. Never fear! I have something irrelevant to say on the plan to take over the web!

I have been cooking!

So far I have cooked some awesome, awesome, awesome food. Three days in a row I have gathered foodstuffs in from the terrible cold that is the tyranny of the fridge, and the dark loneliness of the cupboard.

Delicately, and tenderly I have eviscerated the shallot, onions, garlic, onion, et al. and generated some of the most awesome food this world has ever seen.

I have then put these ingredients in the shit, experiencing the living hell that is my wok of dhoom. It was a thing of beauty.

So far I have redefined Spaghetti Bolognaise (Chilli! Olives! You sir, are a maniac), invented the pelmeni soup (Pelmeni and bok choy should not mix! It’s unnatural) and destroyed the new red, red wine carbonara (that vintage, with those mushrooms?).

More to follow.

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